Curse

defect · May 24, 2008, 09:08 AM // 09:08

Broke my ankle playing rugby and had to suffer through a 3 hour drive to the nearest hospital where I finally got painkillers. Had surgery two days later...not fun.

auch · May 24, 2008, 10:48 AM // 10:48

Quote:

My worst accident is clicking into this thread..

me too

Zebideedee · May 24, 2008, 12:02 PM // 12:02

Think I've been lucky I've never broken any bones or injured body parts, worst thing I've had is moving a TV and it fell onto my foot, it swelled up so much I looked like a hobbit

dunky_g · May 24, 2008, 01:37 PM // 13:37

Once had sex with a fat person.

now that was bad.

RiKio · May 24, 2008, 02:35 PM // 14:35

Once cutted my own neck while climbing a tree at the age of three.

3 weeks in a bed, restoring my neck.

AidinSwiftarrow · May 24, 2008, 04:14 PM // 16:14

Well, I've never broken anything, soooo...

Hmm sliced my thumb open with scissors

Cut my finger with a swiss army knife

Sprained hand/wrist

That's it, I'm always cautious and don't do stupid thinks like jumping off a 3 stroy building for $300.

exploiter · May 24, 2008, 08:29 PM // 20:29

umm...accidentaly ate a chinese-made pizza (wtf?)
or - while drunken, I broke glass, and then..."omg my fingers!"

Divinitys Creature · May 25, 2008, 10:52 PM // 22:52

I fell in love LOL can't be a worst accident than that!

Oh yeah, I guess unwanted pregnancy is worse! LOL

Tarja · May 25, 2008, 10:54 PM // 22:54

I was thrown onto a barbed wire fence while horseback riding.

Divinitys Creature · May 25, 2008, 11:01 PM // 23:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakti

And Monty wins the thread! Tell him what he's won Pat.......

EDIT: Xsi wants me to add

I actually lol'd!! Awesome - never thought any lolcat could be as good as the invisible bike!

[M]agna_[C]arta · May 26, 2008, 01:29 AM // 01:29

When I was making a Banna Split I found out my Ice Cream was too hard so then I heated it in the Microwave, after that I got the Ice Cream it was Burning Hot.
Burn my Left Hand.

After that I was gonna crack Almonds but there was no Nut Cracker so I used a Knife, but I accidently cut my Finger off.

Also I hit my head so hard on the Shelf, when I stood up after finding my finger.
My Head started bleeding after that.

All in one day @_@....

DarklingKiller · May 26, 2008, 03:04 AM // 03:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by [M]agna_[C]arta

When I was making a Banna Split I found out my Ice Cream was too hard so then I heated it in the Microwave, after that I got the Ice Cream it was Burning Hot.
Burn my Left Hand.

After that I was gonna crack Almonds but there was no Nut Cracker so I used a Knife, but I accidently cut my Finger off.

Also I hit my head so hard on the Shelf, when I stood up after finding my finger.
My Head started bleeding after that.

All in one day @_@....

Wow buddy... it makes me feel pain reading your story.

My worse accident would be... burning my hand after getting my mac and cheese out of the microwave.

Was so hot I chucked (literally) it back in the microwave.

Schuylar Croom · May 26, 2008, 03:42 AM // 03:42

Stepped on a 5inch long nail.
It almost hit the bone.
Got a thousand bucks out of it so it's all good

RedStar · May 26, 2008, 04:00 AM // 04:00

When I was five I accidentally cut my right palm while cutting tomatoes.

At seven I was playing hide and seek with my bro and I decided to hide under wood planks. When he found me I raised my head and a nail pierced it...xD

The most recent accident occurred two years ago. I was walking in my living room and I stumbled across a glass. The glass shattered and pierced my right foot. For 10 seconds I saw my bone ^^ before blood started to flow across my foot xD.

When I think of it, my right side is really unlucky...

artay · May 26, 2008, 06:37 AM // 06:37

Had a supposed feather fracture in my wrist and had to wear a cast for awhile, can't really be compared to what's happenned to other people.

Oh and my hyperactive 9 year old cousin pushed off a crate into a pile of barbed wire, somehow I landed without a scratch.

Oh AND(wow memories comming back) I fell off the back of a four wheeler, my back looked like someone had rubbed shards of glass into it after.

AND when I was a kid I went on go kart and my butt was completely bruised. Fun town.

azzer20 · May 26, 2008, 12:47 PM // 12:47

there are no such things as "worst" accidents, accidents are ALWAYS funny, no matter what, I got hit bar a car once, but i was drunk so nothing happened, hmm, my funnest accident must be when i open a can of some kind of fish, i cut through 2 of my fingers and cut those things over inside the top of my finger, so i bled violently and came to the hospital and was stitches with around 25 stitches on each finger, those 2 fingers are now funny to touch, mainly because they're very soft and has no hard in them.

Earth · May 26, 2008, 03:21 PM // 15:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by [M]agna_[C]arta

When I was making a Banna Split I found out my Ice Cream was too hard so then I heated it in the Microwave, after that I got the Ice Cream it was Burning Hot.
Burn my Left Hand.

After that I was gonna crack Almonds but there was no Nut Cracker so I used a Knife, but I accidently cut my Finger off.

Also I hit my head so hard on the Shelf, when I stood up after finding my finger.
My Head started bleeding after that.

All in one day @_@....

For some reason I don't believe that...

Anyway, my "worst" accident was a bloody horse kicking me in my knee cap. It was pretty painful, but nothing too bad. Oh, and I have like some sort of "dent" in my left ribs, they're not sure what happened with them as they used to be all nice and good.

Cheif Tapinthat · May 26, 2008, 05:40 PM // 17:40

Worst for me would have to be...when I flipped my quad. I was goin' up this pretty steep hill I'd been up tons of times, and just as I get to the top, my front end lifts up and I start a-flippin'. Now, I'm rolling down the hill, and my quad is BOUNCING down... the front end landed (mostly) on my left leg and shattered it (not the whole thing, just from the knee down-ish area). I'm glad I wasn't there alone that day.

Zahr Dalsk · May 27, 2008, 12:45 AM // 00:45

Fell over a wall (lol) and nearly broke my neck.

Hyperextended my arm during an improperly executed scissor kick while training. I don't do scissor kicks anymore >.>

Landed my hand on a hot stove when tripping and burnt along the side of it.

And lastly, my OCD drove me to washing my hands with boiling water for weeks, causing severe damage. Dryness, red skin, constant bleeding. Luckily they healed, after a while, once I managed to stop.

Oh, and EDIT, I also once nearly drowned. It's frightening when a huge RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing wave catches you and drives you down, pressing you deep into the water, especially when your lungs are full of water.

**cosyfiep** · May 27, 2008, 01:20 AM // 01:20

got three.

when I was a baby (toddler aged) I tripped into a table and broke my nose--stayed that way until I was 14 and my parents FINALLY took me to a doctor to look at it---not only the ughly scar on it but also deviated the septum...got that sorta fixed.

4th grade...was riding on a friends bike...took a corner a bit hard lots of rocks ....went sliding the bike tore a nice slice of my calf .....blood everywhere.....got a band aid from my friend and walked home...never told my parents...had a bruise the size of my whole lower leg for weeks...and the scar is still there. parents never asked why I wore pants for that whole time either.

when I was in late high school my sister and I were left alone for the new years with a bottle of cold duck (and yes my parents gave it to us and we were in our own home...and I am lots older than most of you....)....couldnt open the dang bottle ....got out a pair of pliers to open the twisty thing on top well....the pliers wound up in the corner of my eye...nice scar there too....finally got the bottle open later-----(never told my parents about that and they never noticed the big thing above me eye....)